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Blu-Ray Review: THE STUFF (1985, UK Blu-Ray)

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Ever have a favorite film that reminds you of a specific person?
I do.

Got lots of them.

This one here reminds me of Gerry, my best friend from high school. It came out in 1985 when I was a sophomore and he was a freshman. I remember first hearing about the film through where else Fangoria magazine. I was jealous when I heard Gerry’s family had rented it and he had seen it before I did. I remember him specifically talking about the kid who had to feign being a stuffie by pretending to eat shaving cream, then puking it back up in the backseat of Michael Moriarty’s car.

We were at the drive-in one weekend waiting for Invaders For Mars (1986) to start when my mother asked us if there was any specific movie we were interested in for she was going to hit up the rental store the next day. I said The Stuff and I may have also mentioned Troll (1986).

I honestly can’t remember if I first saw The Stuff through that rental or from its cable airing later on, either way I enjoyed the movie and it became an instant favorite.

This is the second movie of director Larry Cohen’s that actor Michael Moriarty starred in Their first collaboration was Q, The Winged Serpent (1982) and after The Stuff they paired up again for It’s Alive III: Island Of The Alive (1987) and A Return To Salem’s Lot (1987). They did one more pairing on a Masters Of Horror (2005-2007) episode titled, “Pick Me Up.” That one I didn’t much care for but I’m a big fan of their three B-movies collaboration.

In The Stuff Michael Moriarty plays an industrial saboteur who’s hired to solve the mystery of this popular new “yogurt.” People just love it, but from an earlier scene we see The Stuff may be some kind of sentient organism, able to think and move about like The Blob.
David “Mo” Rutherford (Moriarty) ends up tracking down some leads that has him visiting Stader Virginia, where they originally test marketed The Stuff, but Stader is now a dried up little burg with its remaining residents having been turned into “stuffies.”
What are stuffies?

Humorously coined by Rutherford and his partner in crime, Chocolate Chip Charley (Garret Morris), who was pushed out of his Chocolate chip cookie business by stuffies, they what’s left of you after the stuff has digested you from the inside leaving nothing but a hollowed out vessel for the Stuff to use. Animals can be stuffies too, as we see when Rutherford visits former employee of The Stuff, Vickers (Danny Aiello), and his Doberman, whom he’s mysteriously afraid of. After Rutherford leaves we learn why that is. The damn dog is a stuffie and it makes Vickers one soon after.

Eventually, Rutherford and his girlfriend, Nicole, (Andrea Marcovicci), the ad exec who marketed The Stuff to the masses and even came up with it’s name, trace this mystery to a mining facility in Midland, Georgia. This where The Stuff originated. It seeps up from the ground in vast pools in this quarry and what all the stuffies do is siphon it off into tanker trucks and transport it around the country. There’s a big confrontation at this facility that reminded me of Quatermass II (1957) with all the huge cylindrical stacks containing the organism. A similar scene exists in that ’57 Hammer Film where these alien creatures are contained in similar storage devices.

Paul Sorvino shows up near the end playing the head of a militia that ends up helping Moriarty.
The FX are obviously practical since we didn’t have CGI back in the mid-80s and you get some cool fake heads with mouths that open up way too far to allow the thing to crawl out of, plus a punched off face and a stuffie that gets cut in half after a semi runs him over; miniatures and copious amounts of whatever that doubled as The Stuff as it moves and drowns and kills like all good blob-like monsters excel at.

All good stuff in my book.

The movie first hit DVD from Anchor Bay back in 2000 when Anchor Bay was still at the top of the cult movie distributor food chain. It came with a commentary by Larry Cohen, the trailer, was widescreened and looked pretty good. Then Image Entertainment acquired the rights and put the disc back in circulation in 2011 As far as I know it was the same transfer Anchor Bay released. Now Arrow Films in the UK has decided to release it but on blu-ray for the first time (a DVD/Blu-ray combo to be precise) and the 1080p 1.85:1 anamorphic transfer looks really good. The English 1.0 Mono (PCM uncompressed) sounded good, too. You also get English subtitles only.
In the extra features department you get a documentary titled ‘Can’t Get Enough Of The Stuff’ (52:10) that Arrow could not get the star of the movie Michael Moriarty to participate in. He had to have been asked. I think the doc suffers a little because of it, but just a little, you still have the director, Larry Cohen, discussing it at length, and they did at least manage to get co-star, Andrea Marcovicci, to talk up the movie as well. FX artist Steve Neill, producer Paul Kurta and film critic Kim Newman are also on hand to give their two cents/perspectives.

You also get a commentary on the trailer by Darren Bousman as well as the trailer sans any commentary. Unfortunately, the US commentary Larry Cohen did Anchor Bay had on their version, which was not ported over to the subsequent Image release, was not ported over to Arrow’s version either.

The Stuff is a nice mesh of The Blob, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and the dark side of consumerism that like Brian Yuzna’s Society (1989) and John Carpenter’s They Live (1988) is still relevant today.



I never saw The Venture Brothers when it first aired. I seem to recall catching the whole first season on repeats either late in 2004 or a year later. I just recall seeing a lot of weird commercials for it and I liked the animated style. It wasn’t until I took in one of the episodes that I saw it was a comic riff on Jonny Quest, with swearing, sexual overtones and over-the-top violence.
It made me laugh and I loved it.

If you’re not familiar with this toon it’s about this scientist, Rusty Venture who had has two kids, Dean and Hank. On a certain level, all three are kind of idiots, which is part of the gag. They have a body guard named, Brock Samson (voiced by Patrick Warburton), who’s the Race Bannon of the show. The Venture family also has a robot named, H.E.L.P.eR, who has some funny moments throughout the series.
The show also spoofs the superhero genre and the Venture’s arch-villain is known as The Monarch. His motif is a butterfly. He uses it for his costumes, his weapons, his henchmen, his airship, etc. You get the picture.

Some major turns the characters have had throughout the series involves the revelation that Dean and Hank are clones. When they are killed on occasions, Rusty goes down to his cloning chamber and activates two more. The boys had no idea they were clones. And Brock who used to be by the family’s bodyguard for so long now has branched out on his own becoming a member of O.S.I., an anti-villain task force. An ex-villain called, Sergeant Hatred, has replaced Samson as the Venture’s bodyguard.

Did I mention he’s a child-molester? He keeps it “in check” with some kind of drug.
Here we are in 2014 and on the fifth season of the show.

It consists of 8 episodes that break down like this:
What Color Is Your Cleansuit?: The Doc is tasked with creating a ray shield for his brother’s space station and as usual everything goes horribly awry. The rampant radiation of the shield mutates all the extra help he hired and they in turn become a society unto themselves with hopes of mutating the world with the ray shield. This was a particular hilarious episode. It also ran 60 minutes when it debuted.

Venture Libre: What Jonny Quest excelled in was high adventure in exotic locales. This episode is a high adventure in an exotic locale. The Doc is sent to an island to stop Venturestein any way possible. Hank and Sgt. Hatred tag along. What they discover is an island of Dr. Moreau kind of situation; Hank gets jacked up on coffee beans and assumes the crime-fighting persona of “The Bat,” and begins taking out Venturestein’s henchfreaks Dark Knight style. Turu The Terrible makes a cameo, the giant pteranodon of that Jonny Quest episode of the same name.

SPHINX Rising: There are two really good episodes this season. This is one of them. Gary decides to resurrect SPHINX and sends out an email invitation. Several ex members heed the call and sign up, but they have ulterior motives. This whole episode is simply hilarious.
Spanakopita!: The Doc takes his annual vacation to the island of Spanakos for the festival of Spanakopita. Unwilling joining him is Billy, Peter (an albino) and Hatred. Once their Billy and Peter’s arch-enemy, Augustus St. Cloud, shows up and cheats on all the Spanakopita games and generally makes everyone’s vacation a hell. Nice twist at the end of what Spanakopita really is.

O.S.I. Love You: This is the second and probably the best episode done this season. It’s mostly a flashback. After OSI nabs Monstroso and Molotov Cocktease it flash forwards days later and we learn through an interrogation of Brock, his team, Hank, Dean, Doc and Hatred that Monstroso and Cocktease have escaped. How that exactly happened is slowly unveiled.

Momma’s Boys: Dean takes off to the Dunwich Asylum Of The Criminally Obsessive to meet his supposed mother. In the meantime, a trick played on the Doc using a “Teddy Ruxpin” teddy bear complicates Hank and Dermott’s lives to the extent that they feel that have to get themselves committed to Dunwich Asylum to find the dude who voiced the bear. The boy’s mother is crazy and intends to put Dean back insider her so she can give birth to him all over again. Oh, yeah, Doc and Hatred find themselves on death’s door and he confesses that Dermott is his illegitimate son. My least favorite episode of the season.

Bot Seeks Bot: A directly connected episode to O.S.I. Love You (in the beginning anyway) as the lead Monstroso gave OSI (before he “magically” fell out of the helicarrier) ends up suspiciously dead. But they find a robot named Vendeta to use as a pawn to see if they can learn the identities of the Council Of 13. All this leads Brock, Shore Leave and a disguised robot to an underground nightclub exclusively for villains. To make things even harder for the OSI agents the Doc and Rusty crash the nightclub thinking it’s just some kind of costume party. The episode ends when a giant disco ball seemingly crushing and killing the Doc.

The Devil’s Grip: Don’t worry the Doc ain’t dead, he’s been captured by The Monarch though. Hatred and Gary try to rescue him. Meanwhile, Hatred has sent Dean and Hank to go live with their godparents, which leads to some expected shenanigans within their respective homes. The A plot here was more interesting than the domestic B plot. Being a season finale Dean finally tells Hank they’re clones, but Hank sees it all as a glass half full revelation. It appears Gary has returned to the Monarch’s side as Henchman 21. Hatred feeling betrayed destroys Monarch’s cocoon and their home.

All in all even though this was the shortest season on record, with only one episode I didn’t care for, I thought it was a solid one.
Warner Brothers releases The Venture Brothers: Season 5 in separate DVD and blu-ray editions with the same extras on both.

Video/Audio/Subtitles: 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen—English Dolby Digital 5.1—English only subtitles. (This review is for the DVD, not the blu-ray; despite that both audio and video looked and sounded pristine to me).

This release comes with 2 episode specials: The Very Venture Halloween and the pseudo biopic, From The Ladle To The Grave: The Shallow Gravy Story. The Halloween special was aired in October of 2012 and connects up with Season 5, which came later in June of 2013.

The Venture Halloween special sees Hank, Dean and Dermott wanting to do something daring for Halloween so they decide to visit the Old Potter place. The Doc always told his kids to stay away from it when they were young. Dean ventures in and meets scientist Potter who tells him he and his brothers are clones. Elsewhere on the compound Doc, Hatred, Billy and White are placing bets on which trick-or-treaters can make it past the security and which ones can’t. The funniest subplot of this special is Dr. Orpheus and his Halloween gathering of magic-users. A nice ode to Hellraiser (1987) pops up; a funny as hell one, too. Oh, and the group inadvertently raise up a legion of zombies.

The Shallow Gravy biopic only runs 11:45 and is played out exactly like one of those band biopics, chronicling how Dean, Dermott and H.E.L.P.eR formed the band Shallow Gravy. Included is the music video for their song, Jacket. Short but quite humorous. This where the Doc learned Dermott is his illegitimate son.

As for extra features you get commentaries on all the episodes with Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick, Deleted Scenes (5:52), audio is complete but the animation was not, and something called, Fax My Grandson (3:15), which appears to be the extended audio on a particular scene from the SPHINX Rising episode. Moderately funny.

Blu-Ray Review: BENEATH (2013)

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(Warning!! This review contains spoilers!! You have been warned!!)

Back in the early 2000’s I bought a book called, ‘Mysterious America: The Revised Edition’ by cryptozoologist Loren Coleman. Chapter 10 is titled “Giant Catfish” and this is where I learned that there are supposed to be GIANT catfish in existence. I also learned they’re more than legend in parts of Asia and around the world, but they aren’t supposed to grow GIANT in North America. Just to put that in perspective in May of 2005 a world record was broken when a giant catfish weighing 646 pounds and measuring 9 feet in length was caught in the Mekong River in China.
Google it.

The photo is impressive
The first movie I can recall to touch base on these legends is Frankenfish (originally titled Bayou); made in 2004 by special effects artist, Mark Dippe. I saw it when it was on the SyFy channel and almost skipped it due to that comical title. Yes, Bayou is generic and not much better but it doesn’t bring to mind some kind of comedy/horror. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I liked it. Good story, relatable characters and the CGI fish looked like someone actually spent some money on making them look real, sans a few shots of them swimming under the water which looked like the usual SyFy hokey.

After watching it I quickly hit up Amazon and ordered it.

Still got it, too.

I just wish Sony would blue the damn thing now.

Then in 2009 the Discovery Channel debuted a show called, River Monsters, where world-renowned fish hunter, Jeremy Wade, ventureed the globe to find some of the biggest fish you’ve never seen. The first two seasons were the best. Wade was actually finding and catching enormous fish I never knew existed. Some were even big enough to conceivable kill a human being but the ones legend says can engulf a man whole were never seen only speculated about in a few episodes.

Now we come to the second movie ever made that delves into these giant freshwater killers and this one comes courtesy of director Larry Fessenden (The Last Winter, Wendigo, Fear Itself episode, “Skin And Bones”).

Here we have 6 kids who just graduated from high school and before they depart for places unknown, probably never to see each other again, they want to have one last get-together at a place called Black Lake.

I wonder if this is a nod to the 1976 Killer Squatch flick Creature From Black Lake? Until I listen to the commentary I won’t know for sure.

And just like in that movie this Black Lake has a legend connected to it. This one is known for having a giant man-eating fish in it. One of the characters, Johnny, (Daniel Zavotto), who appears to be Native American knows about the legend, but then again all the kids seem to, but it’s only Johnny that seems to actually believe it. Even going so far as to want to give Kitty (Bonnie Dennison) a fishtooth necklace as protection against it. All of these kids are friends to a degree and Johnny appears to have been and is still smitten with Kitty even though her boyfriend, Matt (Chris Conroy), is with her on this trip. Also tagging along is Matt’s younger brother, Simon (Jonny Orsini), and a chick named, Deb (Mackenzie Rosman), who seems to be best friends with Kitty. Then we have a film geek director wanna-be named, Zeke (Griffin Newman) who’s passion is movies and who’s heading off to film school in the fall. So passionate is he the kid comes equipped with a GoPro digital camera around his wrist to record as much of the trip as possible.

An old man abruptly makes an appearance. Mr. Parks (Mark Margolis) is his name and he knows Johnny. And he’s intensely curious as to why he’s hanging around these kids down here at this lake. It’s obvious he’s thinking something is going to go horribly wrong but Johnny assures them they’re just heading to the other side of the lake to camp out.

In a nutshell this movie has a lot in common with Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever (2002), except here the kids aren’t stuck in a cabin in the woods, but in a rowboat and instead of being eaten away by a flesh eating disease, they’re eaten away by a giant fish.

I was actually liking this movie for a while, and starting out the kids are pretty likable, as they’re meant to be, but as the movie progresses we slowly find out the dynamics of their friendships were fairly messed up before hand, making it fairly easy for their tenuous bonds to disintegrate in the face of adversity.

All would have been find had eldest brother, Matt, not decided about half way through their trip to the other side to take a dip in the lake. And the girls just have to follow suite. Johnny tries his damndest to get them back in the boat, but you know how kids are.
This is where it all goes bad.

The giant fish shows up and through either a series of happy accidents or sentient pre-planning by the actual fish itself, the kids manage to lose both oars, and have all their ideas for escape thwarted. Making matters worse the fish has bashed a crack in the bottom of the boat and soon they are all going to be in the water whether they like it or not.

This is where the fragile friendships breakdown and the kids come to the unthinkable conclusion that if they distract the fish with some kind of bait they’ll be able to shove their hands in the water and paddle themselves to shore.

What kind of live bait you may ask?

Voting takes place throughout the movie. Who’s the least crucial person needed to help get the boat to shore? The person who wins, I mean, loses, gets tossed into the water. From the moment this lame ass plan was hatched you can see how utterly useless it is. They’d never be able to paddle fast enough before the fish gets done eating.

Obviously the kids become less and less likable as their dark sides come to the surface, until at the end you’ve got brother against brother.

I enjoyed the creature feature aspect with the practical FX of the giant fish looking really damn good. There is a vague supernatural angle in the movie concerning the necklace tooth. Wearing it seems to make the fish uninterested in you. But I shall say no more.

Incidentally, Zeke deserved to get tossed in. You’ll find that kid is the most unsympathetic bunch when the shit hits the fan. And I do kind of blame Johnny for not telling everyone what might happen. But they all knew the legend and who the hell would actually believe it would show up and start killing them. So I guess I was conflicted as to how much of the real blame he should be saddled with. He was the most heroic of the bunch. Not a douchy bone in his body.

God rest his soul.

Never forget, people.

Never forget.

Shout! Factory brokered a deal with the Chiller Channel some time ago making Shout! the sole distributor of all films Chiller and they have released Beneath through their horror sub-label Scream Factory.

Video/Audio/Subtitles: 1080p high definition anamorphic 1.78:1—English 5.1 DTS-MA/English 2.0 DTS-MA—English subtitles only.
Both the video and the audio were superb.

As for extras, first up is a commentary with Director Larry Fessenden and Sound Designer Graham Reznick that’s pretty damn informative. Fessenden didn’t write this one. He was at Chiller Films pitching some ideas when they said, ‘well, we’ve got this one already to go.’ He read it and loved it. There was no indication this Black Lake was a nod to Creature From Black Lake. I was also surprised to learn CGI was indeed used in the movie, but in such a way you would never notice it. Case in point—all the “eye action” from the fish was CGI.

‘Behind Beneath: Making The Fish Movie’ (1:00:00) is a really nice in depth look at the making of the movie from FX, to cast rehearsals, to sound design, to red carpet premiere and everything in between which is behind the scenes on the set of how it was all put together and filmed.

The next major extras that will definitely add to your movie viewing experience are the webisodes, What The Zeke? (18:32) and What’s In Black Lake (11:42). In the beginning of the movie there’s brief mention of Zeke’s flick called, Zombies vs. Werewolves vs. Ninjas and then later on during his desperate and cutthroat breakdown in the boat in an effort to save his own ass he makes mention of video he secretly recorded, and afterwards Matt casually mentions the football game Zeke recorded. All this can now be viewed in What The Zeke?
It also shows that Matt was not a big fan of Zeke, which now makes me wonder why he was even invited. In fact Zeke and Johnny come off as the “geeks” while the others come off as the “popular kids,” again making me wonder why these two were even allowed to come along. Generally those two social types don’t mix.

In What’s In Black Lake Larry Fessenden takes the role of a weird obsessive who can’t get enough of the legends and mysterious disappearances that surround the lake. These webisodes are him talking to the camera. There’s also a moment where he tracks down Johnny as he’s walking home from either school or heading somewhere and tries to get the kid to come clean about the tooth he wears. You also get an epilogue of sorts to the movie where “Crazy Larry” hears on the news that 5 or 6 kids went missing and bodies were found. He heads down to Black Lake and videos the Do Not Cross Police tape all over the place.

Other extras are some Outtakes (14:39), these aren’t bloopers but more behind-the-scenes action and the Poster/Premiere (2:06), which is just a montage of the poster actually being pressed and video from the premiere set to the creepy music of the movie.

Finally there’s Fessenden On Jaws (17:07). In 1982 Larry and some other dude did a spoof of Siskel and Ebert. Here it’s called, “Brief Previews” and they’re reviewing the “remake” of Jaws, which is a stop motion segment of Scheider, Dreyfuss and Shaw on the boat at the end of the movie. We then can cut to present day where Larry and his bud show us the miniature of the boat he made that’s still in one piece and the attention to detail is astounding.

Finally there’s Beneath’s trailer.

The creature feature aspect worked me but the let’s-murder-each-other angle did not.

Blu-Ray Review: THIRST (1979, Blu-Ray)


Until Severin announced they were bluing this movie, I had never heard of it before. Trailer and TV Spot looked pretty good and the TV Spot actually looked familiar, not that I had ever seen the movie but I may have seen the commercial for it.
It gave me that déjà vu feeling.

Anyway the movie starts out promising enough with this woman coming to in a coffin, sitting up in horror and screaming her lungs out. We then flash back to how she got to be in that coffin and are introduced to Kate Davis (Chantel Contouri) living a normal life with her boyfriend, Derek (Rod Mullinar), when suddenly she’s kidnapped right out of her home and put into this “facility.”

The Brotherhood tells her she’s a descendant of Elizabeth Bathory and seeks to mate her with one of her own to make their “society” even stronger. You see The Brotherhood is made up of vampires. Modern vampires. They can walk around in the day and pretty much look like you and I, except when they get hungry. Then they’re eyes glow and they have to put in false fangs to tear flesh.

Kate denies any urge to be a vampire but they won’t have any of that. They’re plan is to brainwash her to make her come to grips with the vampire lineage within her DNA. She remains on their “farm,” where they keep humans to use essentially as cattle. Milking them of their blood and putting it into this special milk that’s sent out into the world for all the vampires to drink.

It’s a very strange take on vampirism with similarities to True Blood and a subplot in Blade 3. I was actually into this movie until Kate descends into madness during her conditioning and we get to see all the weird pseudo-realities she thinks she’s experience, and then I lost interest and was bored to tears.

Henry Silva appears briefly in the movie.

From what I can gather Synapse Films released this movie on DVD back in 2008, now Severin Films owns it and they have released it in a DVD/Blu-Ray combo for the first time. The 1080p 2.35:1 anamorphic high definition print looks as gorgeous as their Dead Kids blu-ray did. The English DTS-HD mono audio was perfect, too.

Concerning extras the only ones not ported over from the Synapse DVD are the Photo Gallery and Cast And Filmmaker Biographies. What got ported over is the audio commentary with Director Rod Hardy and Producer Antony I. Ginnane, the Isolated Music Score By Brian May, a theatrical trailer and 3 TV Spots.

Blu-Ray Review: DEAD KIDS (1981, aka STRANGE BEHAVIOR)

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Stating the obvious here…being a Fangoria reader for several decades has made me aware of many genre movies, even the ones I have no interest in. But as time progressed and I grew older there are now a lot of movies I knew of that I never wanted to see that I know kind of want to see. Dead Kids is one of them. Though I’ve always known this movie under its alternate Strange Behavior title.

I thought I had a vague memory of seeing it on cable back when I was a kid, but that scene I thought belonged to the movie was not in it when I saw it last night for the first time. Oh, well. I did enjoy the flick though. Lately I’ve been seeing many movies that remind me of other movies due to the subject matter either being intentionally or unintentionally copied, and Dead Kids is no exception. I was unexpectedly reminded of an episode of Batman Beyond that mined a similar concept and there was another film, 1998’s Disturbing Behavior that could almost be called an unofficial remake.

Dead Kids has a nice mix of mystery, slasher and science fiction elements that worked beautifully for me. And speaking of beautifully the cinematography was just that, taking place in the Midwest, Illinois, I think, to be exact, but actually being filmed in New Zealand.
The movie starts right off with an eerie bang as we see the stabbing murder of a teen in his house after the lights have gone out and his parents have left for the evening. The mystery element isn’t about who the killer is since we actually see who did it, but why the kids are making other select kids so dead.

Before we start understanding this part of the flick we are introduced to head of police, John Brady (Michael Murphy), his son, Peter (Dan Shor) and Peter’s best friend, Oliver Myerhoff (Marc McClure). Eager to make some extra money Oliver persuades Peter to undergo some experiments at the local college, which they’re willing to pay students for. Here we meet a Gwen Parkinson (Fiona Lewis) giving a lecture about what she’s been working on for so many years and her dead mentor Dr. LeSange, who’s on video interacting with the lecture.

Peter takes part in these mysterious experiments that revolve around controlling the mind, and the sales pitch Parkinson gives Peter is full of benevolence and the helping of mankind, but we the audience no how full of shit she probably is.

Peter strikes up a romance with Caroline (Dey Young), the secretary in the Psychology Department Peter visits everyday for his “treatments.” During the course of events two more kids are murdered. Each one by a different kid. What we learn from casual conversation from one of the murderers is that he may be just as much a victim as his victim, with no memory of having done anything untoward.

Our mystery elements set in as we learn from John and his girlfriend, Barbara Moorehead (Louise Fletcher) that his wife died from Asthma, that she used to work for this LaSange, and that John blamed him for her death. By the end of the movie this mystery ties in perfectly with all the killings and is capped off by a nice character twist for one of the main characters.

Dead Kids has been released twice prior here in the US (DVD only); once by Elite Entertainment in 2003 and once by Synapse Films in 2008, both under the Strange Behavior title. Severin Films has now gotten a hold of it and has decided to release it again this time under it’s original moniker, Dead Kids, remastered and in blu-ray for the first time ever. The release is actually a DVD/Blu-ray combo.
The 1080p anamorphic high definition 2.35:1 transfer that was done is absolutely breathtaking. It compliments the cinematography perfectly, especially the landscape shots. The Audio is English DTS-MA mono only but sounded perfectly fine to me.

As for the extras, ported over from the previous DVD editions is the commentary with co-writer/associate producer Bill Condon and actors Dan Shor and Dey Young, the Isolated Music Score By Tangerine Dream and the US and International Trailers. Not ported over are the deleted scenes, photo gallery and filmographies. What Severin Films as added is a second commentary with director/co-writer Michael Laughlin (recorded on Skype) and The Effects Of Strange Behavior—An Interview with Makeup Effects Artist Craig Reardon (20:32).

I chose the cast commentary to listen to, as I prefer those to solo director ones. Generally the cast ones are more entertaining, while the director ones are more educational. Yes, I prefer entertaining over educational. Not all the time, but most times. This one was pretty good and I learned Dan Shor was a major horn dog hitting on anything with a heartbeat, even engaged Young.

The Craig Reardon FX featurette was my favorite extra as Reardon discussed how he did the gags for the film, a little bit about his career and the other movies he worked on, which included some nice behind-the-scene photos from The Funhouse (1983), which I don’t think I have ever seen before.

Blu-Ray Review: ROBOCOP (1987, Remastered Blu-Ray)

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1987 was a hell of a year.

The biggest event was my graduation from high school that spring.

In regards to movies that were a lot of releases, which have now become either classics or cult classics nowadays—Predator, The Lost Boys, Creepshow 2, The Gate, The Princess Bride, Hellraiser, Lethal Weapon, Extreme Prejudice, Evil Dead II, The Monster Squad, The Running Man, Near Dark and the list goes on. Paul Verhoeven’s Robocop is also one of those movies.

I first learned of the movie from a TV commercial and for some reason I remember really liking the instrumental music they used for that particular TV spot. Music that was not in the movie, I might add. I also remember reading the novelization of it, like I used to routinely do back then with whichever summer movies got their own books.

I remember seeing it more than once, too. Again something else I used to do when I was a teenager. Any big budget movie that struck the right chord my friends and me saw countless times. We saw Predator the most. I think I saw Robocop only twice, but I loved it just as much.

I believe Robocop was Paul Verhoeven’s first shot at the big time and his style for the movie’s violence is clearly a hard, violent, in your face R. Something he would be renowned for thereafter with Total Recall in 1990, Basic Instinct in 1992 and Starship Troopers in 1997. Incidentally Basic Instinct is the only one of those mentioned movies that has not gotten remade. As of this writing there is a PG-13 planned remake of Troopers on the horizon. Len Wiseman’s remake of Total Recall and the just released PG-13 rated Robocop remake are clearly not as violent as their originals, but that’s a conversation for another time.
Most really good science fiction, be it in film or in print, tends to make predictions of the future which inevitably end up coming true to some degree. Robocop is set in a future where Detroit has basically gone under. It’s gone bankrupt, it’s full of corruption and crime and normal law bidding citizens don’t want to live there any more.

Sound familiar?

The OCP (Omni Consumer Products) corporation thinks they have a damn good idea on how to rid “Old Detroit,” as it’s now called, of its scum. Oily, OCP employee, Dick Jones (Ronny Cox), has invented a bipedal death machine dubbed ED 209. Problem is during it’s unveiling in a boardroom meeting the machine malfunctions and blows away a co-worker. This is when oily, OCP employee #2, Bob Morton (Miguel Ferrer), steps in with an alternate plan that’s been stewing on the backburner for a while, all it needed was for a fuckup like this to happen to put it into action.

The Robocop program entails “moving around” candidates into key positions that will eventually turn one of them into a contender. Learning of this from a conversation between Morton and head of OCP played by Dan O’Herlihy (Halloween III) shows you how Detroit cop, Alex Murphy’s (Peter Weller) was fated to be that contender. When we first meet him it’s on his first day of being transferred into the trenches of Old Detroit’s worst police department (worst as in a department that loses more cops to death by crime than any other) by OCP who now owns the law enforcement of the entire city.

I reiterate this is Murphy’s first day in his new precinct and it’s going to be the worst day of his life. Before he’s assigned a partner and a car, we meet Officer Anne Lewis (Nancy Allen) as she metes out a serious case of kick ass to the perp she was bringing in who goes nuts and gets loose. Coincidentally, this is his new partner, and before you can say Clarence Boddicker they are out cruising around Old Detroit waiting for crime to slither there way.

As fated it eventually does and Murphy and Lewis find themselves chasing a non-descript panel truck and engaging in a fire fight with Clarence Boddicker and his group of cop killers. Ah, Clarence Boddicker, one of the most iconic bad guys ever to grace the cinema, played brilliantly by Kurtwood Smith. When I first saw the trailer I initially thought he was Jack Nicholson, for he kind of looks and talks a little bit like him. Can you believe he ended up playing a Dad on a TV series decades later? (That 70s Show—1998-2006)

There are a few other familiar faces in his band of psychos; the second most notable is Ray Wise playing Leon.
‘Hey, that’s the guy from Swamp Thing!’ I thought when I saw him.

You might also recognize Paul McCrane as Emil, the thug who terrorizes that poor kid at that convenience store before Murphy shows up to stop him. The only other flick I instantly equate him with his The Blob (1988). He’s the deputy who gets broken in half by the blob and dragged away as he and the rest of the town try to hole up in a church. He also did an episode of the X-Files titled “Leonard Betts.”

The only other face that’s familiar to me is Jesse D. Goins who plays Joe. I remember him from that series The Greatest American Hero (1981-1983).

Murphy and Lewis track Boddicker’s gang to a steel mill and this is where he shot to death, getting his hand and arm blown off in the process. OCP brings in his body and turns him into a hulking, silver plated cyborg. His face being his only human feature that was retained, but for most of the film it remains hidden behind his helmet, with only his lower jaw exposed.

From here Robocop is a mix of Frankenstein and a revenge flick as OCP’s newest creation bumps into Emil by sheer chance and through his interaction begins to realize he had another life as someone else. Memories of a wife and a son are reawakened as well as the memory of his murder and those who murdered him.
For the first time anywhere the Unrated version of Robocop hit DVD in 2001 through Criterion, it eventually entered the age of blu-ray in 2007. At some point there was, I believe, two other editions (DVD only?) with a ton of extra features that surpassed Criterion’s version.

From what I can gather that first blu-ray transfer left a lot to be desired. MGM became aware of this and reissued a new remastered one last month. I never bought anything other than Criteron’s DVD so I don’t know how bad MGM’s initial blu looked. All I know is the Criterion transfer was at a 1.66:1 ratio and this 2014 blu-ray is in it’s original ratio of 1.85:1. I don’t even have my Criterion one anymore to see how they compare because one day I felt like watching it, put it on and the DVD froze up in the middle of the movie and refused to play. Had to throw it out.

This new blu-ray is also the Unrated Cut, and for those who aren’t aware the death scene of that guy in the boardroom where ED-2009 blows him away and Murphy’s death at the hands of Boddicker and his thugs were both trimmed. Here we get to see how over the top that OCP employee’s death was and in the case of Murphy’s demise we get to see his arm actually blown off and a longer shot of the moment when Boddicker puts a bullet in his head. Personally, the restoration of the violence makes it a more potent flick.

The 1080p high definition transfer of this 2014 version is remarkably good looking and I have never seen this movie look any better. Audio seems to have every base covered (English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1, Spanish: DTS 5.1, French: DTS 5.1, German: DTS 5.1, Italian: DTS 5.1, Russian: DTS 5.1, Polish: Dolby Digital 5.1, Japanese: DTS-HD, Master Audio Mono, Japanese: DTS 2.0, Japanese: DTS 5.1, Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1, Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1, Thai: Dolby Digital 5.1, Czech: Dolby Digital 2.0, Hungarian: Dolby Digital 2.0) as does the subtitles (English SDH, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, German, Cantonese, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Hungarian, Italian, Mandarin, Norwegian, Polish, Russian, Slovenian, Swedish, Thai).

From what I can tell the extras on the Criterion version were ported over except for a memorable TV spot, the one I mentioned earlier with the catchy music. The rest are from the previous special editions:
First up is the 2001 commentary with Director Paul Verhoeven, Writer Ed Neumeier and Producer Jon Davison. From what I remember it’s a pretty good one. Most of the commentaries Verhoeven does are.

Q&A with the Filmmakers (2012) (42:36): This took place in 2012 at UCLA’s James Bridges with a portion of the crucial players lined up on stage and taking questions from the audience who just watched the movie. Apparently other actors from the movie were in the audience as well, only Peter Weller and Nancy Allen were on stage, along with Paul Verhoeven, Jon Davison, Ed Neumaier, Michael Miner and FX artist, Phil Tippett. Wow, has it really been that long? I was shocked to see how aged Allen looked.

Flesh and Steel: The Making of RoboCop (36:55): A nice retrospective on how the movie came about. Apparently it was stressful as all Hell making it. It seems everyone was at each other’s throats during production.

These two—1987 Featurette: Shooting RoboCop (7:59) and 1987 Featurette: Making RoboCop ( 8:01)—are period pieces, and I always enjoy these kind of featurette’s. Interviews with Weller, Ferrer, Verhoeven and writers and various others on the actual set.

The Boardroom: Storyboard with Commentary with Animator Phil Tippett (6:02): Tippet narrates as the scene in the boardroom with ED-2009 plays out in slow motion with the comparable storyboards playing in the corner.

Deleted Scenes (2:51): Scenes that had yet to reach post-production. None of them are really noteworthy.

Villains of Old Detroit (16:59): This was a nice featurette with Ray Wise, Kurtwood Smith, Ronny Cox and Miguel Ferrer waxing nostalgic on their roles.
Special Effects: Then and Now (18:22): A look at how the matte shots and stop motion FX were done and how antiquated they are now compared to CGI.
RoboCop: Creating a Legend (21:09): This is yet another modern day (2006) feature about key personalities reminiscing about it’s making.

Paul Verhoeven Easter Egg (:38): Until this moment I never knew Verhoeven had a cameo in the movie. A split second one in the club scene where Murphy nabs Leon.

And finally the Theatrical Trailer and a TV Spot.

It was interesting to learn they were initially thinking about casting Michael Ironside as Murphy but they said he was too big and the Robocop costume would have made him look even bigger. Also Stephanie Zimbalist (Remington Steele series) was already cast as Lewis but pulled out a week before it was to be filmed.
Not quite sure now where this movie falls, classic or cult classic. Originally I always thought cult classic, but after taking in all those extra features and hearing how successful it was at the box office, coupled with how iconic the Robocop character is, I think it’s more likely a cinema classic. Paul Verhoeven casually mentions in one of the extras he thinks this movie is the best American flick he’s ever done. He might be right. Though Starship Troopers comes in a photo finish second.

Blu-Ray Review: THE SHADOW (1994)

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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Checking out the release date for The Shadow on IMDB I see it was released on July 1st 1994. I saw this one in a theater, and I assumed this was going to be a summer blockbuster that would result in a Shadow franchise. Man, was I wrong. And I remember liking it a lot, but apparently I was in the minority. Unfortunately I have no other specific memories. It came and went that summer and now here we are in 2014 and in the intervening decades I think this movie has garnered cult status. I admit it’s not one that readily comes to mind on any kind of regular or semi-regular basis, in fact, I hadn’t thought about it until I heard Shout! Factory had acquired it and was planning to put out a new blu-ray. When I heard that I got this warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

Before there was ever a Batman there was The Shadow!

Based on the 1930s pulp hero, Alec Baldwin plays Lamont Cranston who when we first see him is some kind of Tibetan warlord drunk on violence and evil until one day he is kidnapped by a monk who redirects his evil and teaches him to use his powers for good of mankind. Seven years later he moves to New York and begins to do just that.

Cranston’s power as The Shadow is the ability to alter his image and make himself invisible by clouding men’s minds. With his Jedi-like powers he can also control a person’s thoughts to make them do whatever he wishes. Mostly with Cranston he uses it to make people forget who he is or redirect someone from doing something stupid, like his uncle, Wainright Cranston (Jonathon Winters), who’s a police captain, from investigating these strange accounts of The Shadow.

Cranston’s main villain in this movie is Shiwan Khan, the last descendant of Genghis Khan. He was also trained by the same monk Cranston was and so has all the same powers, except in this case Shiwan killed the monk after learning all he could.
I had forgotten all the other famous faces in this movie. Aside from Winters there’s Penelope Ann Miller playing Cranston’s (telepathic) love interest, Margo Lane. We also have Ian McKellan playing scientist/Lane’s father; Tim Curry playing a nutty assistant to scientist Lane; Peter Boyle playing Cranston’s chauffer, and John Lone playing Khan. There were also some famous faces playing bit parts like James Hong and Al Leong who were both in Big Trouble In Little China (1986); Hong playing omnipotent villain, Lo-pan, and Leong a lowly Wing Kong thug.  I also saw Steve Hytner (The Prophecy, ’95) as a Marine Guard and Ethan Phillips (Benson, Star Trek: Voyager) as a security guard Khan forces into suicide.

I will say I’m relieved this movie still appeals to me, despite the flare-up of odd bits of comedic dialogue. The 1930s are elegantly recreated, the action is good, the FX still holds up and seeing Baldwin in his prime when he used to be an actual movie star is most welcome. I think he would have made an excellent Bruce Wayne.

Universal released The Shadow onto DVD in the late 90s, then finally onto blu-ray summer of 2013. Now Shout! Factory was able to acquire it from them and release their own blu-ray. I can’t say how both blues compare, but the Shout version (1080p 1.85:1 anamorphic high definition transfer) is very good looking as I have come to expect all blu-rays from that company to look. No complaints whatsoever. Audio options you get are 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio or a 2.0 DTS-HD Master Audio. Both sounded fine to me.

Extras include the 23-minute featurette, ‘Looking Back At The Shadow’ which manages to interview (new ones I might add) the two leads, Baldwin and Miller, the director, Russell Mulcahy, the production designer, writer and director or photography. It’s a typical making of which pretty much does what it sets out to do—educate you, to a degree, about the film and the subject matter’s source material.

Other extras include the Theatrical Trailer and a Photo Gallery (99 photos) that include production photos, behind-the-scenes photos, posters and stills.

Blu-Ray Review: Bad Milo (2013)

Bad-Milo-PosterBAD MILO! (2013)

(Warning! This review might contain spoilers. So stop reading if you don’t want plot points spoiled. Peace out).

When I first heard of this movie a long while ago it was simply called, Milo, and was being touted as a movie about some guy with stomach problems who finds he has a demon living in his colon. Poster art showed a claw and part of a face. I was intrigued. I don’t think we have ever had a movie in existence about a demon living in someone’s ass.

As time progressed the title was altered to Bad Milo! and the eventual trailer that was released reminded me of an episode from that 1988s TV show, Monsters. This was good because I loved that show.

I passionately sought out a review copy and was mildly disappointed. In a way it hit all the right spots, especially in the FX department. Milo is a 100% practical effect and the gore he metes out to the people that deserve it is appropriately bloody. The cast is perfect, but for some reason, with such an absurd concept, I expected a movie with more gross out laughs, something like the John Gulager’s Feast trilogy but it’s a fairly serious movie for something about an “ ass demon.”
The plot goes like this. Accountant, Duncan (Ken Marino) suffers a lot of daily stress. He has a boss played by Patrick Warburton, who’s an A #1 douchebag who ends up embezzling the company’s money, putting Duncan right in the middle. Duncan’s mother (Mary Kay Place) has married a much younger man (Kumail Nanjiani), and his wife (Gillian Jacobs) wants kids, which he doesn’t want at the moment. All this stress gives him rampant gastrointestinal problems (aka explosive diarrhea) on a regular basis.

One night, a new employee he’s been saddled with in his new office (aka the men’s room) accidentally deletes some files he’s been working on for a year. Such stress sends him to the toilet where he passes out taking his routine shit and Milo emerges. Milo takes off and kills the guy and then slips back into Duncan’s ass.

There are definite shades of Forbidden Planet (1956) where Milo represents Duncan’s subconscious and what he’d really like to do to some of these people in his life. Rabid raccoon attacks are blamed for the mysterious mounting deaths by the way, well, that is, until he deliberately sets Milo loose on his boss in the elevator, then there is some question of them being done by a serial killer.

A hypnotherapist (Peter Stormare) Duncan agrees to see plays our sage in the movie explaining how the anus has a legend connected to it. This, of course, comes after Duncan gets hypnotized and inadvertently releases Milo in the office. Stormare insists he bond with the creature and that killing it is out of the question. It’s a part of him and to kill it would be like giving himself a lobotomy.

Speaking of lobotomies Duncan makes a breakthrough and realizes he has father issues. We eventually learn his father (Stephen Root) has an ass demon of his own and things don’t end well on that front at all.

This flick also reminded me of Brain Damage (1988) and there’s even a moment that mirrors a section of that movie when Duncan decides to take off and spend some time in a hotel room trying to bond with Milo. In Damage the kid takes off and holes up in this seedy motel where he tries to go cold turkey from Aylmer.

As with pretty much all genre movies nowadays Bad Milo! ends with the possibility of a sequel.

I wanted to like this movie and I do but just not enough for repeated viewings.

Bad Milo! hits DVD and Blu-ray separately courtesy of Magnolia’s genre sub-label Magnet Releasing with a very nice looking 1.85:1 anamorphic 1080p high definition transfer with an English 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio track which was just as good. (Subtitles: English, Spanish and French).

As for extras you get a commentary with Ken Marino, Gillian Jacobs, Director Jacob Vaughn and Writer Benjamin Hayes. It was interesting to find out that David Cronenberg’s early films was what inspired this movie, specifically The Brood (1979), and that the creature was initially called Bruno.

Other features include:

Extended Outtakes (7:40): Bloopers, basically.

Extended Dinner Scene (7:01): The uncut dinner scene, which I think is better in this version.

Deleted Scene: Veterinarian (1:20): A cut scene that’s discussed in the commentary showing Gillian Jacobs was a veterinarian and Ken Marino was picking her up at work. He finds her delivering a baby pig in one of the operating rooms.

Behind Milo: The Puppeteers! (1:33): The scene where it’s revealed that Stephen Root, playing Ken’s father, has an ass demon of his own, and his and Ken’s have a fight to the death. Here you get to see the puppeteers working the creatures before they were edited out in post-production.

Behind Milo: Raw Take (1:04): Split screen take of the scene where Milo leaps upon the desk and knocks over the fan being done over and over a few times.

Interview With Ken Marino (9:49): Just what it says, an interview with Ken Marino
AXS TV: A Look At Bad Milo! (3:03): The same interview above, just shorter and interspersed with clips from the movie.
And finally you get the trailer.

I wonder if this flick gets successful enough to create an ass demon franchise?



One, two, Freddie’s coming for you,
three, four, better lock the door,
five, six, grab your crucifix,
seven eight gonna stay up late,
nine ten, never sleep again…

I first saw A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) on a weekend in November/December of 1985. I’m going to say it was a Saturday morning on HBO or Showtime. Loved the movie on first viewing. When the sequel came out A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) I skipped seeing it at the theater based solely on my best friends reaction to it. He had seen it without me, which dismayed me a little bit, and said it wasn’t all that great. I remember the Fangoria coverage of it, and I seem to think I was perusing one of those issues in his room when the told me about seeing it the night before.

I have no immediate memory of when I eventually saw it on cable.

Now when A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) was hitting theaters early in ’87, it was a whole new ball game for my friends and me. For some reason we were all excited to see this particular one. It probably had to do with the fact that this sequel was being tied directly in to the events of the first film and that Nancy (Heather Langenkamp) was making a return and taking on Fred Krueger once again. It also helped that Dokken had been recruited to do a song for the movie and if you’re an Elm Street fan from the 80s you know how iconic that “Dream Warriors” song has become. For me, sequel 3 is when Freddy started to become a big deal.

The day I saw Dream Warriors at the movies was also a big deal. It was a Saturday afternoon and my mother was driving me, Gerry (my best friend), his brother, Tony, and I seem to think one other person to the movies. I want to say it was Ashley, an in-school friend I knew through Gerry, or it might have been Jim, another of Gerry’s friends. Strange that I can’t remember who that third person was. Anyway, I remember Gerry telling me when he got into the car he had avoided seeing any of the commercials for the movie because he wanted to go into it knowing nothing and being surprised.

We all had a ball and as a far as Elm Street sequels go it’s one of the better ones they cranked out. By the time A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) rolled around, I was all graduated from high school, Gerry had left to join the army and I had made a new best friend, Chris, whom I had met in school six months before graduation. He was the one I saw The Dream Master with and to be honest we were slightly disappointed. I recall Fangoria covering the movie and based on those articles Chris and I had a totally different interpretation of what this Dream Master Freddy was going to take on was. We had the impression this otherworldly being was going to show up or something and kick Krueger’s ass. Still we had fun watching it and to date I still like it. My only other memory from this time was Chris driving me home that night and both of us trying to do Freddy impressions.

Trying being the operative word.

That’s the last Elm Street movie I ever saw in a theater. I was still single at the time, but Chris wasn’t. He decided this time to see A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) with his chick rather than me. Then again I don’t recall having a lot of desire to want to see it anyway. Regardless their critique of Dream Child was not a good one, so I didn’t end up caring too much in the end about having not been invited along. I’m pretty sure I saw it on cable, but I have no concrete memory of that particular event, or a lot of the movie itself. I guess it was a fairly forgettable sequel after all.

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) is the only Elm Street movie I never saw and still have no desire to see. By this time my interest in these movies had all but waned. I have memories of seeing the commercials on TV, and thinking, ‘Ugh, another Freddy Krueger movie?!’

I remember getting somewhat re-interested in them when Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) was being covered in Fangoria and quite liking that sequel when I saw it, as usual, on cable. Though Freddy’s appearance at the end of that one almost nulls and voids the dread you get from the rest of the movie. I always felt he was too physically personified at the end of that one.

The next and what looks like the last time I ever find myself in a theater watching Fred Krueger kill off “all his children” is when Freddy Vs. Jason (2003) came out and I tell you I absolutely loved that movie. As with all “old movies” these days, and with some new ones now that I think about it, Hollywood remade A Nightmare On Elm Street in 2010 but based on all that I now know about it there was never any desire to go see it. It’s been on cable and still I have never felt the urge to check it out. I guess that makes two Elm Street movies I never want to see; Freddy’s Dead and the remake.

It’s 2014 and we now have in existence an extensive 2-disc documentary called, Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy. It clocks in at 4 hours and through interviews with as many cast members, filmmakers and anyone else that was even remotely connected to the making of these movies that were willing and available to talk a definitive critique on this particular horror franchise from conception to release was created.

I really loved the opening credits. Taking key scenes from the franchise they are reproduced in stop motion animation style. Very clever and very well animated. Aside from not being able to get Johnny Depp and Patricia Arquette to participate the filmmakers try to turn over every stone they can find in an effort to make this the definitive Elm Street documentary by even including the extra who played Girl On Bus #2 in an early dream scene from Freddy’s Revenge.

What I noticed from listening to this, an in the process kind of diminishing my interest in these movies, Craven’s first film not withstanding, was that New Line didn’t want to turn Freddy Kruger into the truly evil force he could have been. Wes Craven even wrote the initial screenplay to Dream Warriors and what he wrote was a much darker movie than what he created for his first film but New Line didn’t want to go in that direction and you can see with each subsequent sequel the child molester/child killer got more and more “lighter.” Not that that was an entirely bad thing, I suppose, from New Line’s perspective. Most of those lackluster sequels pulled in a butt load of money for the company.

After learning how dark initial scripts were I now would have liked to have seen Kruger become more evil rather than the almost light-hearted evil he became for the remainder of the series.

The doc also reveals after Dream Warriors the M.O. for New Line was to create a poster and set a release date without having a completed script and The Dream Master and The Dream Child scripts were written as the movie was being filmed; more so, if I can remember, with The Dream Child. It amazes me that they were even able to put together a coherent narrative that could be marketed. The MPAA really didn’t like The Dream Child either forcing director Stephen Hopkins to cut the gore down.

As I stated before I had never seen Freddy’s Dead and after seeing this doc I’m glad I didn’t. It appears to be the worst of the sequels; almost a comedy I dare say.

I especially liked the talk about the Freddy’s Nightmares series. I never watched that show on any consistent basis back in the day and was astounded to learn how a lot of the directors thought it was crap. Robert Shaye says the first hand full of episodes were good after that forget it. And since it was syndicated and the directors were left alone to do what they want the series became rather sexually explicit and gory. I personally don’t remember any of that, but as I said I only caught a few episodes. I didn’t hate Freddy’s Nightmares but on the other hand I didn’t really like it either. I didn’t really come around to it until the Chiller Channel started airing it and I caught a few episodes.

The end credits to this doc were cleverly done too. They had some of the actors look into the camera and do some of their lines from their movies.

Did I mention Heather Langenkamp narrates?
You also get a commentary by directors Andrew Kasch and Daniel Farrands, writer Thommy Hustson and cinematographer Buz “Danger” Wallick.

Now onto Disc #2, which has these features on it:
Extended Interviews (1:40:55): These are snippets that were cut out from the various interviews done on the doc in Disc #1, probably to keep the runtime from getting too unholy. Most of this is pretty good stuff that should have been kept in, but I digress.

First Look: Heather Langenkamp’s ‘I Am Nancy’ (6:42): I forgot Langenkamp had a documentary in the works. This is a little sneak peek of it. She seems concerned that Freddy is more popular than Nancy.

For The Love Of The Glove (18:16): This is here is basically a video love letter to Fred’s iconic weapon. Several collectors who specialize in reproducing this prop and selling it are interviewed.

Fred Heads: The Ultimate Freddy Fans (12:50): Interviews with various cast members and filmmakers on why they think Fred is popular and a look at some of those fans who worship him.

Horror’s Hallowed Grounds: Return To Elm Street (23:10): A very cool concept, to revisit some of the locations Wes Craven’s movie was filmed at. Sean Clark does the hosting for this featurette and even bumps into some of the cast members.

Freddy Vs. The Angry Video Game Nerd (5:30): This is basically about a kid who reviews old video games and there was one based on Craven’s movie.

Expanding The Elm Street Universe: Freddy In Comic Books & Novels: (15:45): I was always aware of the Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash comic but never knew there were other Elm Street comics or even novels that were written about Freddy. This featurette talks with some of those authors and looks at those comics.

The Music Of The Nightmare: Conversations With Composers & Songwriters (13:40): Members of Dokken and other composers who did music for the series discuss who their songs and music came about.

Elm Street’s Poster Boy: The Art Of Matthew Joseph Peak (7:31): Peak created a majority of the posters for the franchise. Here he tells you what inspired him, and that he was also a fan of Dreamscape (1984), so much so he worked the snake creature from that movie into the poster of the first Elm Street movie.

A Nightmare On Elm Street In 10 Minutes (10:07): This is basically actors from each movie reenacting portions of their dialogue.

Last but not least you get a Never Sleep Again Teaser Trailer
This documentary initially hit DVD back in 2010. It took 3 long years but we now have it on blu-ray courtesy of Image Entertainment. Image has this doc framed at 1.78:1 and in 1080p high definition, with a lossless 2.0 DTS-MA audio configuration. Both the video and the audio were fine, crisp and clear. I never saw this when it came out in 2010, so this was all new to me and quite fun to watch.

I know this is stating the obvious but if you’re a die-hard Elm Street fan you will probably want to upgrade to this blu-ray as soon as possible.

Blu-Ray/DVD Review: WITCHBOARD (1986)

83080_frontWITCHBOARD (1986)

I was seventeen and in high school when this movie came out. I remember the commercials on TV vividly. I seem to recall this friend I had named, Paul, saw it before I did and he said the ending was better than Highlander (1986). Yes, you heard that right. For those who have never seen Highlander, it’s basically a fantasy action movie. For all those who have never seen Witchboard, that movie is not. Regardless it didn’t stop Paul from uttering it. Frankly, I’m not really sure he ever saw Highlander. If he did, I’m certain he would not have said something so utterly ridiculous. And that’s not bashing either film. Highlander and Witchboard are two of my favorite movies from the 80s. The ending to Highlander is basically a sword fight, the death of the bad guy and an FX extravaganza of weirdness where the “good guy” becomes mortal (maybe), yet with strange powers (maybe). It’s a long involved plot, but you get the picture. So, seeing as I had never seen the latter but had already seen the former, Paul’s absurd statement had me intrigued.

I can’t recall who I eventually saw Witchboard with, but when I did I knew Paul was either full of shit, had been high or drunk when he made that statement, or… I don’t know. I remember coming to school the next day, telling my best friend about the movie and telling him Paul had no clue what the fuck he was talking about.

The next time I saw it was when it hit VHS; my mother rented it one night and we watched it in my room.

Kevin Tenney captured lightening in a bottle twice with this his first movie and his second, Night Of The Demons in 1988. Here he weaves a ghost story, a slasher flick and a mystery and each component works perfectly. It all begins at a small soiree Jim (Todd Allen) and Linda (Tawny Kitaen) are throwing at their house. She invites ex-boyfriend and Jim’s former best friend, Brandon Sinclair (Stephen Nichols), who happens to have an interest in the paranormal. Bringing his ouja board along he tells everyone he’s been talking to a dead 10-year-old kid on a routine basis through it and demonstrates for everyone how the board works.

From then on Jim and Linda are slowly tormented by this supposed child ghost, which takes the form of creepy POV ghost shots and trivial precognition, but things turn deadly when Jim’s friend dies in a seeming accident on the construction job they were working and Linda begins to get psychically manipulated by the spirit. More death results when Brandon invites a psychic (Kathleen Wilhoite) over to get rid them of the little shit. This is where the slasher aspects and the mystery angle start to really unfold. She gets a sense of something about the ghost, but doesn’t live to tell it as she is slashed across the throat by a hatchet and pushed out the window of her apartment, landing impaled on a sundial on her front lawn.

For those who have never seen this movie I will refrain from revealing anymore. It is genuinely creepy and has a nice ending that would have been a huge downer had that epilogue not been attached. Not that I have anything against downbeat endings. The ending on Highlander is terrific and the ending on this movie is also terrific, but for different reasons. To date this is also the best movie ever made about the ouja board. As of this writing Universal is currently in production on their own ouja board movie simply titled, Ouja. It’s aiming for either a PG or PG-13 rating.

Casting was brilliant, too. Kitaen was somewhat notable from her previous role in Bachelor Party (1984) but she became more noticeable from her appearances in any music video White Snake did. Nichols was soon to become famous too as Patch on Days Of Our Lives, which he played from 1985 to 1990, then again from 2006 to 2009.

There were two sequels made—Witchboard 2: The Devil’s Doorway (1993) and Witchboard III: The Possession (1995). Kevin Tenney directed the first sequel but another director helmed the third one. I saw both and felt neither lived up to the first movie.

Witchboard finally hit DVD back in 2004 from Anchor Bay Entertainment, incidentally the same month they released Tenney’s Night Of The Demons. Both movies have since been out of print for years but are now back in circulation with brand new remasters and on blu-ray even. Witchboard streets on February 4th through Shout! Factory’s horror sub-label, Scream Factory in a DVD/Blu-ray combo.

The 1080p 1.85:1 anamorphic high definition transfer is head and shoulders above the Anchor Bay version; on par, I would say, with Scream’s newly remastered Night Of The Demons, which I also recently reviewed. The 2.0 DTS-HD Master Audio is clear and crisp as well.

There are subtitles and they’re English only.

As for extras you get two commentaries. The one from the 2004 DVD has been ported over which consists of participants Director Kevin Tenney, Executive Producer Walter Josten and Producer Jeff Geoffray. The second commentary is new and consists of Tenney and actors, Stephen Nichols, Kathleen Wilhoite and James Quinn. Missing is Tawny Kitaen and Todd Allen, with Kitaen it was scheduling conflicts, no idea why Allen couldn’t be there. Compared to the cast commentary on the new Night Of The Demons (1988) combo, this one is a bit livelier and gets MST3K hysterical at certain points.

Like the Night Of The Demons combo the crème of the crop of the extras is the new documentary, ‘Progressive Entrapment: The Making Of Witchboard’ (45:41). New interviews with the cast and the filmmakers that goes from conception to release, very thorough and very entertaining.

The second most interesting extras are these six featurettes—Making Of Witchboard (6:54), Cast Interviews (20:00), On Set: With Todd Allen & Stephen Nichols (19:56), On Set: With The Making Of Witchbaord (19:59), Life On The Set (20:13), and Constructing The World Of Witchboard (21:14). They’re all vintage video taken during production. You get interviews with the three principal actors, Director Tenney, Executive Producer/Producers Walt Josten and Jeff Geoffray along with some “fly-on-the-wall” videos (some stand alone, some mixed in with the interviews) of life on the set. I liked these interviews the best for they’re raw and not like the polished talking head stuff you’d get nowadays. You can hear the questions being asked, there’s background noise, and the actors come off feeling more like real people.

Finally you get some Outtakes (6:18), roughly 214 behind-the-scenes/promo stills spread out across two featurettes—Behind The Scenes Gallery (13:52) and a Promo Gallery (3:37), and the movie’s Theatrical Trailer.

Scream Factory’s Witchboard combo is the last word on this cult classic. Not put your ouja board down and go out and buy it! Carlos Malfeitor will psychically manipulate you into doing it anyway. Why resist?